FENDER SKIRTS
Received this in an email. I don't know who wrote it,
but it certainly brings back lots of memories.
Well, one of those little
articles so frequently seen sent me off on
a reverie almost immediately. It was about Big Jim Tidwell of
Whitney -
"The Fender Skirt King of Texas."
And I thought, "Fender skirts!" What a great blast from the past! I
hadn't thought about fender skirts in years.
When I was a kid, I considered it such a funny term. Made me
think
of a car in a dress.
Thinking about fender skirts started me thinking about other words
that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice.
Like "curb feelers" and "steering knobs." Since I'd been thinking
of
cars, my mind naturally went that direction first.
You 'new' kids will probably have to find some elderly person (at
least 40!) to explain some of these terms to you.
Remember "Continental kits?" They were rear bumper extenders and
spare tire covers that were supposed to make any car as cool as
a Lincoln
Continental But never worked, in my estimation.
When did we quit calling them "emergency brakes?" At some point
"parking brake" became the proper term. But I miss the hint of
drama that went
with "emergency brake."
I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who would call
the accelerator the "foot feed."
Here's a phrase I heard all the time in my youth but never
anymore -
"store-bought." Of course, just about everything is store-bought
these
days.
But once it was bragging material to have a store-bought dress
or a
store-bought bag of candy.
"Coast to coast" is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement
and now means almost nothing. Now we take the term "worldwide" for
granted.
This floors me On a smaller scale, "wall-to-wall" was once a magical
term in our homes. In the '50s, everyone covered their hardwood
floors
with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting! Today, everyone replaces
their
wall-to-wall carpeting with hardwood floors. Go figure
When's the last time you heard the quaint phrase "in a family
way?"
It's hard to imagine that the word "pregnant" was once considered
a little
too graphic, a little too clinical for use in polite company. So
we had
all that talk about stork visits and "being in a family way" or
simply
"expecting."
Apparently "brassiere" is a word no longer in usage. I said it the
other day and my daughter cackled. I guess it's just "bra" now.
"Unmentionables" probably wouldn't be understood at all.
It's hard to recall that this word was once said in a whisper -
"divorce." And no one is called a "divorcee" anymore. Certainly
not a
"gay divorcee."
Come to think of it, "confirmed bachelors" and "career girls" are
long gone, too.
Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a pure-'60s word
I came across the other day - "rat fink." Ooh, what a nasty
put-down!
Here's a word I miss - "percolator." That was just a fun word to
say. And what was it replaced with? "Coffeemaker." How dull.
Mr. Coffee, I blame you for this.
I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound so
modern and now sound so retro. Words like "DynaFlow" and "Electrolux."
Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, now with SpectraVision!
Food for thought. Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago?
Nobody complains of that anymore. Maybe that's what castor oil
cured, because
I never hear mothers threatening their kids with castor oil
anymore,
either.
Some words aren't gone, but are definitely on the endangered list.
The one that grieves me most - "supper." Save a great word.
Invite
someone
to supper and discuss fender skirts.